Chapter summary from Rash

USSA stands for United Safer States of AmericaDifferent pledge of allegiance A lot of his family is in jail for stupid stuff (fist fights)Jail= forced to manual labor

Tells us that he will probably be a prisoner or prison guardGreat at runningFootball= Illegal When people run (track) they need to wear protective gear

Maddy= Boe's girlfriendMaddy tells Karlohs Mink about secrets that he told her in confidence He forgot to take is anger meds and already has 2 strikes and if he gets 3 he is off to jailHe snaps at Mink

Explains how he got his other strikes1st strike was for throwing a pencil at his art teacher2nd strike was when he was running down the hallway and a senior grabbed him and Boe shoved him up against a locker

He goes to the principles office because of what happened to MinkPrincipal says he should file a report to the homeland health safety and security

Goes over to maddies house and confronts her her about MinkCalls Mink a droog again(Droog= dogs butt)Gets stung by a bee because he isn't wearing protective gear

Took an aspirin without prescription (illegal) to cure the pain of the stingHas only 3 people in family included him (Mom and Grandfather)He always sits in a middle of the table

Runs into Mink and says careful yourself ass mouthSkips meds in the morning but thinks the one that he took last night will still be effective Mink breaks out in red spots (Thinks it's chicken pox)Blames Boe

Everyone is blaming Boe for what happened to Mink At the end of the chapter he gets sent to the principals office

Mink is in the hospitalMr. Lipkin says it's a rashNobody is sitting by Boe Anybody who sits by Boe gets a rash

Boe isn't spotty and now everybody thinks he is one who is spreading the rashHomeland made quarantine in his classThe pile from homeland are talking to BoeThey offer 2 solutions -treat the student body (expensive and time consuming) or-Kill Boe

Boe is on house arrestCan't go to schoolGives a virtual pet the rash

Gramps is ranting on about the days when he was a boy (2015)The whole family is being sent downtown

Boe is trying to convince his virtual pet to hack the government

The family goes to court

Doesn't get sent to jail but is off with 3 years probationGoes to find Maddy at the mallShe is with Mink

Boe confronts Maddy and MinkMink is allergic to rosemaryMink used lotion that has rosemary Maddy knew that he was allergic to rosemaryBoe starts a fight with MinkGets shot with a stun gun

It's court dayMaddy, Mink, and the Principal are there to testify against him

Boe is getting sent up to Canada for to work at a work farmThe work farm is called 3-8-7

Gets in and there are no safe corners no padding and no air conditioning Gets stuck with a fat guy as a cell mateHis name is Rhino He got sent to the work farms for being fat

Rhino tells his story on how he went to diet camps and how he would sneak into the kitchen and eat foodHe will get out of the work farm if he looses 200 pounds

He has to eat pizza as a punishmentThere is an assembly line he is the pepperoni shooter so he has a gun that shoots pepperoniHim and Rhino become friends

Writes to his momTalks about being a gold shirt(gold shirt= no more eating pizza can get away with almost anything)

When you are a gold shirt you get to play football too(football is illegal)He tries out

Him and Rhino made the team

Gets sent up to Hammer for punching Bullet(Hammer= Head guard and football coach)(Bullet= A fellow football player)

Rhino gives Boe self controlBoe drops the football and has to go get itAlmost gets eaten by a polar bear

Talks to his old pizza assembly line and they are angry at him

They have there first gameIf they win they get out early and for Rhino he gets liposuction If they loose they have to run with bears

Bork finds BoeThe football team gets padding and new uniforms(Bork= Boe's virtual pet)

Bork found Boe again and Then next day the WindO is gone (WindO= fancy computer)

They get on a regular bus (Our kind of bus no padding or anything)Boe thinks about BorkGets off the bus and sees a professional football field unlike the field they practice at

Everyone is asleep Boe isn'tHe goes off and wonders aroundFinds a WindO with Bork on it

About to start the game They look faster and stronger

Boe gets dog piled and half of his team mates are hurt

The teams get into a big fightRhino gets a touchdown Red shirts tackle FraggerGame turns into a draw People are rushed to hospitals(Redshirts= goldshirts for a different team)(Fragger= quarterback)

Talks with Bork about getting out early

Bork says that he's a lawyer to Hammer Hammer says that he would be out by dawn

They let Boe go But he has to walk to miles in the tundraHe starts jogging at anBear starts chasing himHe sees the town but get a polar bear is chasing himHe gets attacked

He's in the hospital He think's he killed the bearThere is a plane waiting of him The doctor won't tell him anything

He gets homeBork fooled Hammer, Gramps and a judge