You boot up your Windows 98 computer and 10 and behold, the graphics on the desktop are a mirror Image of what they should be. Congratulations, you have a computer virus! According to "Virus Bulletin," the Exosphere, England-based technical journal that tracks viruses, this new virus flips any uncompressed bitmaps horizontally, but only on Saturdays. This bulletin credits Grimy of the AAA virus-writing group as the author of this 32-bit polymorphic Windows virus now known as HIPS (Humanitarian Pulmonary Syndrome).

Panda Software of Spain has announced that it has the antidote to HIPS. Meanwhile, other antivirus companies scramble to code a cure for this Windows 98 desktop graphics virus. So far HIPS appears, Like many viruses, to be harmless and humorous. According to the book "Computer Viruses" by Robert Salad (Springer, 1996), "The truth Is that relatively few viral programs perform any overt damage to a system. " However, no matter how harmless any virus may appear to be, people worry that it might do something else, perhaps on some Friday the 13th or maybe, who knows Jan. , the year 2000.

Even if Grimy had the best of intentions, people worry that a mistake buried somewhere in his HIPS code might accidentally cause harm. Let's face it. Turn a computer virus loose and you can become mighty unpopular regardless of how harmless, funny, or even beneficial you believe your virus might be. People don't Like to have programs running on their computers unless they make the decision to put them there. In this Guide you will learn: Part One: * What is a computer virus? * Types of computer viruses * Why study and create viruses? How to catch them * How to fight them One of the nice things about the recent escalation In computer crime is that the media doesn't make such a big fuss over viruses any more.

Sure, they (viruses and the media both) can be a pain. However, with all those antivirus programs we can call upon for help, and with almost everyone now understanding the Importance of frequent backups, viruses are no big deal, right? First stages of artificial life. Think about it are we ready yet to share the planet with artificial life?Will we find some means of friendly coexistence, Just as we have learned to safely enjoy cheetahs, lions and wolves? Will viruses perhaps even evolve onto helpful life forms that will end poverty and war, help us understand the meaning of life itself and even shed light on the nature of God? Or will some computer virus designer create code that evolves into something that destroys the human race? Or maybe you readers will get fed up with me hyping viruses and flame war me into hiding! What is a Computer Virus?In 1988 the Internet was shut down by the "Morris Worm," a self-replicating program coded by Robert Tapping Morris of the Chaos Computer Club. It used essential and finger exploits to break into and propagate from one Unix computer to another.

By the time it had infected some 10% of the computers on the Internet, it was clogging essential Internet communications lines as the worm shipped around ever more copies of itself. Yet many computer scientists say we shouldn't call the Morris Worm a computer virus. Before the first computer virus was ever coded, in 1984, DRP.Fred Cohen wrote his doctoral thesis on the topic (published in his book "Computer Viruses," ASP Press, 1986).

As a result, Cohen is credited by many with being the first to conceive of their existence. It is important to remember Cohen is AGAINST computer viruses. He didn't invent them, but was the first to prove they could be created, and to foresee the damage they could cause. Purists hold by the definition of virus that appeared in Cone's doctoral thesis: a computer virus is code that, when active, attaches itself to other programs. However, long before DRP.

Cohen detailed the characteristics of viruses, mathematician John von Neumann proved that a Turing machine (a mathematical construct representing a single-processor computer) is capable of containing a "universal constructor" which, if provided with a program containing its own description, is able to reproduce itself. Von Newsman's "universal constructor" proof covers not only Cone's definition of a computer virus, but also self-replicating programs such as the Morris Worm. Are these definitions making you dizzy? Me, too. So I decided in this Guide to use the definition proposed by virus researcher DRP.

Mark Ludwig. He defines a computer virus as "a program that reproduces. When executed, it simply makes more copies of itself. Those copies may later be executed to create still more copies, ad infinitum. " Newbie note: To "execute" a program means to make it run. As long as a program is merely a file, it is doing nothing.

However, when something is done to feed the information of a file into the central processing unit of a computer in such a way as to command it to do something, we say the program has been "executed. " Each virus program must consist of at least two parts.It must contain a search routine which helps it find new files, disks or host computers on which to replicate. It also must have a routine that copies itself to these new computers that its search routine discovers. Many viruses also contain self-defense features that allow them to hide from or even fight back against anti-virus programs.

Some also, like HIPS, contain a harmless message or prank. The Stoned virus carries the message "Your computer is now stoned" along with an occasional plea to legalize marijuana. Unfortunately, a few viruses do something harmful.Often the harm is accidental, as few virus coders wish to harm anyone.

Robert Tapping Morris had no intention of crashing the Internet with his Worm. Each individual worm was harmless. The trouble came because they multiplied far faster than he had expected. Also, there are a few very few people who willfully misuse their programming talents to unleash destructive viruses on the world.

Types of Viruses There are several major types of viruses. * Boot sector infections, which can live even on a blank Disowned disk by taking advantage of the little-known program which tells your computer how to read the disk. Program file infections (this includes MS Word document macro viruses) * Worms (such as the Morris Worm) which use other programs to replicate but do not attach themselves to programs. Currently the most common type of virus is the macro virus. A recent example of a macro virus is WHOM/Polyester.

This virus will wait until you go online and post your infected document(s) to alt. Sex. Tories and other popular Usenet news groups under the title "Important Monica Leninism Info". For more details, see http:// www. Deathblows.

Com/news/pr/Eng/fast/19980618. Tm and http:// www. Deathblows. Com/v-discs/agent.

HTML "The Giant Black Book of Computer Viruses" by Ludwig (American Eagle Press, 1995) argues "Should we not be a Socrates, who sought Truth and Wisdom the question that really matters is not how computers can make us wealthy or give us power over others, but how they might make us wise. What can we learn about ourselves? About our world? And yes, maybe even about God? Might we not understand life a little better if we can create something similar, and study it, and try to understand it? Some researchers seek to figure out new ways to defeat antivirus programs because they believe it is the best way to design them to stay one Jump ahead of the tiny minority of virus writers who release damaging code. Do you really want to rely on a commercial antivirus program to be your only defense? Yes, these programs can be really helpful. However, if you are a serious hacker who downloads and tests lots of Windows programs (almost all viruses attack Windows), you had better be prepared o fight viruses that the antivirus companies have never even heard of.Other people research viruses because they could become potent weapons in time of war. The story of a computer virus being unleashed against Iraq during the Desert Storm War is a April Fool's Day hoax that got out of hand.

But the day is coming when they will be used in wartime. If you live in a country where the government is run by a dictatorship or is occupied by an invader's troops, viruses may be the guerrilla warrior's best friend. Some virus designers want to create artificial life forms that will, for good or evil, evolutionist history.How to Catch Them Have you ever gotten an email from a friend that reads something like this? Internet Virus Hello; Please Broadcast this message.

Mails JAMAICA or E-MAIL names JOINT THE CREW & PANELS GREETINGS should destroy all data's on your hard disk when you open them. These virus call COEVAL TYRONE make infection on boot sector. These can be duplicators. You should destroy them, DO NOT OPEN THEM...

.. After a week or so you are probably are getting the same message again and again, each time slightly mutated: It will erase everything on your hard drive.Forward this letter out to as many people as you can. This is a new, very malicious virus and not many people know about it.

This information was announced yesterday morning from MOM; please share it with everyone that might access the internet... This "Join the crew" virus warning is yet another example of the kind of message that first warned of an email virus entitled "Good Times. " In 1994-5 that first emailed virus warning flashed across the Internet with amazing speed and persistence. Soon people were getting Good Times warnings every day.

Even reputable sadism's broadcast the warning to all their users.Good Times was a hoax. It is impossible to catch a virus from merely reading email. You must run a program to catch a virus. True, there are macro viruses such as those that infest Microsoft Word (MS Word) documents.

They replicate when you merely read a file in MS Word. However, macros are programs which are executed when you read a text file but only when you read it in MS Word. Unfortunately, this "feature" of MS Word has the consequence that macro viruses are now the most common of viruses. However, email is structured so that macros cannot, absolutely cannot, be embedded n it.If someone wants to email a macro to you, it will always be in a file attached to email.

As long as you refuse to load email attachments into programs that run macros such as MS Word, you are safe. Some people have argued that phony email virus warnings are in themselves computer viruses. They have a search routine the plea to email them to everyone you know. Their copy mechanism is you if you are dumb enough to command your email program to send these warnings on to other people. So how does a computer get infected by a computer virus?You must always run a alienable program in association with the virus code in order to catch one.

In the case of the Morris Worm, all you needed to do was hook up your computer as an Internet host. The essential and finger daemons, which run quietly in the background all the time, were the active programs that spread the Worm. In the case of MS Word macros, the act of reading an MS Word text file activates a macro which replicates the virus. In the case of a boot sector virus, simply putting a floppy disk into a drive and giving a command to see what is on the disk propagates the virus. How to Fight ThemMaybe you are one of those people who greet each new uninvited program with the shout "Get that ! @#[email protected] virus OUT of my COMPUTER! " If so, what is the best way to There are a number of commercial antivirus programs that automatically scan for viruses very day at a certain time, as well as every time you start your computer.

They also scan every floppy disk for boot sector viruses every time you load one in a disk drive and try to read it. I use Norton Antivirus with good results; many others say MacAfee works well. DRP. Ludwig reports that all commercial antivirus software works about equally poorly.Of course, he's always testing them against the most amazing, exotic, tricky viruses in the world, half of which he has written himself. So it's understandable that he's not impressed.

I learned the hard way that a really bad way to get antivirus software was from a floppy given to me by a friend. I tried that once and caught a new virus from his floppy instead of getting rid of an old one! That disk was infected with a boot sector infection. So before I could even run it on my friend's program, the instant my computer tried to read the directory on the disk, it got infected.This new virus had he cute side effect of disabling the antivirus program.

Because of this problem, commercial antivirus software comes complete with instructions on how to bootstrap your computer back to health. If you don't follow those instructions exactly, you may end up like me, giving your computer a virus instead of eradicating one. Since, according to Ludwig, there are many viruses out there for which there are no antivirus programs, this should motivate us to try to avoid catching them in the first place. What are some precautions even those of us who run commercial antivirus programs should take?Here are my top recommendations.

1) Use the Unix operating system. There are few Unix viruses or worms. I like to think that is because it is a superior operating systems. However, it may also be largely because Windows computers are common and cheap and the kind of people who code malicious viruses are so lame that they can't figure out how to code for Unix systems. However, be warned the second part of this Guide includes the source code for a Unix virus! 2) See that keel ware doze site? Wouldn't it be nice to get thousands of dollars worth of commercial software from them for free? Watch out!The kind of guys who pirate software might also be the kind of guys who get a chuckle out of reformatting your hard drive by giving you viruses hidden in their archives. Also, some people fight ware sites by secretly booby-trapping them with viruses.

3) See that lovely hoaxer doze site full animated flames, spinning skulls and creepy organ music? See all those programs on that site that promise to empower you to mail bomb people, crash their computers and break into the Pentagon? Now, is it Just possible that the kind of people who want to help other people raise heck gosh orgasm you download? ) See that email with an attached file? The sender says it is a really keel program. A new game, better than Quake or Barbie Fashion Designer. Wait, why is a stranger sending you a free game program? Maybe he's up to no good. Or maybe it is an attached file sent to you by a friend.

Wait! How do you know that email is really from your friend? Does it have his or her BGP signature? Have you phoned your friend to ask whether he or she really sent you that program? Don't run a new program unless you are certain it comes from a trustworthy source. ) Upgrade Microsoft Office (or Microsoft Word) to Office 97 (Word 97).This disables all the old macro viruses. It also checks for macros in any new file you open. If it finds them, it prompts you to decide whether you want to disable these macros. Unfortunately, it is even easier to write macro viruses for Office 97, which uses Visual basic for its macro language.

So if you want to be really safe, simply refuse to let any macros whatsoever run on this office suite. Better yet, use some other office suite such as Corer. Only Microsoft programs are vulnerable to macro viruses. 6) Disable Java on your Web browser. Haven't heard about Java viruses yet?In part two of this Guide you will get source code for a Java virus that infects Unix computers that run the Bourne shell.

Java can also transmit viruses that will infect Windows computers. 7) Do or don't do all the other stuff I forgot to put in this list. What this really means is, don't trust me or anyone to be the last word on viruses.