75 yo mamma Jokes

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

She can't find the eleven.

A: It was going too fast for her to get on.

A: There's M&M shells all over the floor.

Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began. "ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ." "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P? "It's running down my leg."

Fat when she sat on the T.V. she invented flat screen.

So dumb when she got locked in the bathroom she took a whiz in her pants.

Dumb when she got locked in the grocery store she starved.

Fat Anakin Skywalker said "Thats no moon! Thats yo mamma!"

Ugly not even god can protect her.

Ugly when the devil saw her she was sent to floor 10.

Fat when she signed up for millitary the general said "Sorry we have to many tanks."

Fat she needs 2 cars to roller skate.

Fat when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the ocean.

Old when she sneezed she turned to dust.

ohhhhhhhhhh

burrrrrrnnnnnn

you just got roasted

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dang

dang she jost got burned

when she walked by the tv you missed three comericals

she stuck 2 quaters in her ears and she told me she was listning to fifty cent. :)(:

Catapillars made a nest of eggs in her bellybutton

She opened the microwave when the doorbell rang.

She was the only defensive line on the football team.

People in star wars thought she was Jobba The Hut.

yo momma so easy a caveman can do her

yo momma so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh

yo momma so fat she saw a school bus filled with white kids and said "STOP THAT TWINKIE!"

yo momma so old she watches the history channel to see herself

yo momma like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw

Knock Knock "who's there"momma"momma who"momma the one who made you come out of my pussy"GET AWAY RAPIST!

Yo momma's so fat when she ordered a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean

Yo momma's so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!

Yo momma's so ugly on Halloween, people go as her.

Yo momma's so poor, when I was asking why she was banging on the dumpster she said, 'My kids locked me out.'

Why did the blonde get on the roof of the bar? , - She heard drinks were on the house

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to swim in the ocean she said, 'Oops I'm in the kiddy pool!'

Yo momma's so stupid, she jumped off a boat and missed the water.

Yo momma's so stupid, she jumped off a boat and missed the water.

Yo momma's so dumb she sold her car for gas money.

Yo momma's so stupid, I said it's chilly outside, your mom ran outside wit a bowl and a spoon and asked, 'Where?'

Yo momma's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.

Yo momma's so fat, she stepped on a dollar and made change.

Married men live longer than single men, - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

There are two times when a man is confused about a woman- before a man is married and after a man is married.

Yo momma's so horny, when she found out Winnie the Pooh had no pants, she a got a boner.

Yo momma's so fat, she uses the pacific ocean to take a bath.

at a reced car

Yo momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out....

Yo momma's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.

Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in mattress store and slept on the floor.

Yo momma's is so fat she jumped in to the ocean and the whales started to sing, 'We Are Family.'

Whats the difference between a teabag and england? - The teabag can stay in the cup for longer.

Yo momma's so poor when I saw her kickin' a can down the street, I asked her what was she doing and she said she was movin'.

Yo mamma so fat, when she got on a weight scale, it said to be continued.

laid by mexicans

hupedmped then dumped

Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."

Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

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Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang.

Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."

Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!

Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"

Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!!

Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night.

Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night.