Do you consider yourself to be a good driver? If you were to ask two of your closest friends what do you think they would say if asked? Chances are you may be a bad driver and not even know it. Anyone can be a bad driver but just in case if you’re not sure if you are or not here are fifteen steps to follow. The steps about to follow can be used by anyone at any age.
I recommend that you have a valid driver’s license prior to taking to the roads but it is not a necessity when one wants to learn how to become a bad driver. Please read carefully and happy driving.The first step in becoming a bad driver starts in the comfort of your own home. The best way to start is to push the snooze alarm too many times causing you to start out your day running late. Skip putting your contacts in that will save you at least three minutes.
By now you should be running around the house tripping over a cat, a dog, and or chair. You can really use whatever you have handy in the house at the moment. Looking around you should be gathering your school books, purse, phone, travel cup (filled with hot coffee).Once you have gathered all your belongings check time to make sure you are still running late.
If not you can improvise here. Next rush out of the house to the car. Get in the car throwing your purse and books onto the passenger’s seat. Put key into ignition, if the keys aren’t in your hand you should check your pockets and purse.
I If they can't be found get out of the car go back into the house and find the car keys. Once found go back out to the car, get in and start the car. Once started put the car in reverse and begin to back out of the driveway.Look in mirror and slam on breaks so you don’t hit the neighborhood kid who’s walking past on his way to school.
Continue to back out of the driveway hitting the garbage cans. Continue down the street until you encounter a stop sign, which usually means it will be a four way stop. Stop before you pass the stop sign look both ways then precede through the intersection. Wave at the other drivers as it is the neighborly thing to do. Grab your coffee cup which you have been clenching between your knees this whole time. Lift cup to lips taking eyes off the road momentarily.
Hit pothole, spill coffee and at this point you can pretty much choose which bad words will come out of your mouth at this moment. Just know that you are upset now because you just spilled coffee on your favorite shirt. Continue driving switching lanes so that you can get onto the freeway. Don't worry about using signals the other drivers can see you want to merge. Go ahead and merge. While driving you'll hear your phone ringing, using one hand to steer use the other to dig through your purse to try and find the phone.
If you do not find the phone before it stops ringing once found hit the call back button to call the person back. Look back to the road and slam on the breaks to prevent from hitting the stopped traffic in front of you. While traffic is stopped text the person back who called you a few minutes ago. Look up again only after hearing the many honking horns just smile and wave at the drivers behind you.
It's now time to get off the freeway, carefully switch lanes and exit the freeway. While exiting try to find a good song on the radio, do a little seat dance when you finally find one.Speed up to make sure you make it through the yellow light at the intersection. Continue down the road till you get to your destination parking lot. Drive around trying to find a parking spot. If one cannot be found feel free to park in a handicap spot, they won't mind they park in regular spots all the time.
Keep in mind this is merely a guide to becoming a bad driver. You must continue to practice over and over to become the best bad driver you can be. Good Luck and Happy bad driving.
